LOGOS, POSTERS & PROMO

Need promo so persuasive it could sell stones to a drowning man?

When I’m not permanently decorating human skin, I moonlight as a mercenary in the war for attention spans. Logos, posters, t-shirts, branding, band merch, business cards — all forged in the fires of Vancouver’s creative underworld to help businesses, artists, and events scream louder than their competitors and look way better doing it.

Need custom logo design that grabs people by the eyeballs and shakes them until they remember your name? Want poster art that hijacks attention like a marketing cult leader with a megaphone? Trying to brand your small business, your doobie hustle, or your industrial startup before someone else steals your vibe and sells it back to you on Etsy?

This is weaponized design. Anti-template. Anti-Canva. Pro-sales.

Whether you’re selling records, rolling joints, pouring concrete, or chasing clout — I bring the same no-compromise, full-send energy that I bring to every tattoo. Clean, punchy, unforgettable work that cuts through the noise like a buzzsaw through a motivational quote.

Branding so effective, you might feel a little guilty.

Let’s control some minds. Hit me up.