This isn’t Amazon—I’m a one-man weird art empire. That means no giant warehouse, no bots, and no take-backs unless I actually screw up.
Due to the limited-run nature of my merch, all sales are final.
Please double-check your size, address, and cart contents before checking out—once it’s gone, it’s gone.
That said, if I mess something up (wrong item, defective print, shipping damage, etc.), I’ll make it right.
Email me within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos, and we’ll sort it out.
I don’t do refunds or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, sizing mistakes, or changed minds.
Thanks for understanding—I’ve only got one employee, and he is working very hard already.